In yet another shocking example of Keele overfunding unnecessary ideas, Vice-Chancellor Trevor McMillan has personally donated tens of thousands of pounds, alongside diverting excess funds from SHAG week to Concourse in aid of developing their branded sex toys.
In a private interview with the Vice-Chancellor, the Concourse team found that his large donation:
“Has nothing to do with my personal interests and everything to do with their incredible dedication to sustainability.”
The new line of Concourse-branded sex toys will include ‘Concourse Condoms’ (made from recycled editions), ‘The Shallot Strap-on’, and ‘The Stroker-in-Chief’, alongside many other toys.
A free set of googly eyes is said to be included as a package in any sex toy purchase made between 1st April 2025 and 8th April 2025.
