Thursday, 12 March 2026

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The Shallot

Student’s ‘Let’s meet up soon’ Message Celebrates One-Year Anniversary

Wednesday 12th March marked a full year since university acquaintances, Emily Stevens and Jake Reynolds, first exchanged the fateful message: “Let’s definitely meet up soon!” Despite both expressing apparent enthusiasm at the time, the two remain locked in an unspoken agreement to never actually follow through. The original message, sent shortly after an awkward run-in […]

The Shallot

A letter from a fanatic: Discourse, the better concourse?

Dissatisfied with your student-led newspaper? Feel like it doesn’t truly represent you? Hungry for more, like dear reader Alex? Discourse is here to relieve your misery, with a fresh newspaper that verily cares and tends to your every need. Below are (some of) the proposed sections: Repping My “Repping My Landlord”: Struggling with quality and […]

In The News

Aftermath of the German Election

Usually, the projections on the evening of election day don’t differ much from the official results released the next morning. This time, however, it remained unclear well into the night whether the BSW (see table below for explanation of party names and identities) would make it into the Bundestag (German federal parliament). Only parties with five percent or more of the vote can enter parliament. If a party falls just short, the other qualifying parties receive a greater share of seats—making the success or failure of smaller parties critical to forming coalitions.

In The News Our Keele

Courts stop the sink!

landfill has been viewed with disdain and distaste since 2016 when excessive hydrogen sulphide gas started to bleed from the landfill. These numbers were discovered to have been under-reported by a (very timely) audit in August 2023, due to improperly calibrated hydrogen sulphide gas monitors. This led to the Environment

The Shallot

CIA-Backed Candidates Win Student Union Elections

Another year, another round of voting for our Student Union representatives. We might pretend not to notice, but the shabby truth is this: the CIA is once again investing tremendous resources to install its handpicked puppets into the four officer positions—for the sole purpose of advancing American interests on British soil. It’s time to wake […]

In The News

English Heritage: going under?

Many people have heard of English Heritage, and many have held a membership at some point in their lives. However, the organisation now faces a possible threat due to ongoing financial losses. Should English Heritage collapse, over 400 properties could be at risk—facing abandonment or even privatisation. If privatised, these sites could become inaccessible to […]

Opinion Our Keele

Student Union’s clubnights: a review

In an attempt to cater for everyone, Keele Student Union nights often leave many disappointed or disinterested. Despite their attempts to offer themed nights, many of these fall short of expectations, leading to complaints from students. However, many, including myself, and particularly those from the Athletics Union, still frequently attend SU nights and have a […]

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